Sunday, March 26, 2006

MEETING THE MAFIA

Okay, so tomorrow afternoon I'm gonna go meet this beautiful nut, who arrives in Palermo just moments before my flight arrives. I'm veddy glad she coming over from Rome, not only because she speaks fluent Italian and will therefore save me from the Mafia and Sicilian thieves, but also because she is uber-fun. After my weekend-long dose of hellacious food poisoning, I will do my best to not be overly adventurous in my dining choices. The same cannot be said for my assorted wine and liquor choices. Oh.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. - Jack Handy